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seriousjones:

dude on facebook who took intro to psych in high school voice: this entire argument is laughable. there are so many fallacies from both sides that i don’t even have time to list them. i’m contributing to the conversation and people like to be around me

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sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

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pdlcomics:

Hope for the Best

pdlcomics:

Hope for the Best

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nagato316:

gosimpsonic:

And you’ll never have one.

Totes reblogging for emphasis on that last line.

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monkeygrrlee:

rush-hearty:

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

For all of you who are having a bad day ;3 get better soon

This made me so happy

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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lesliecrusher:

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

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Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.

martyrrdean:

jensen + quotes

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I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be together and something intervenes.

Walter Bishop  (via pfoe)

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theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

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